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03:19am 01/01/2004
 
mood: drunk
This fuckin fatass nigger bitch went to the bar with her ghetto ass detoirt pikmps and drank herself untio a fat ass stupor. shout outs to my home doggs nate sarah and andy, we are the blackest fuckin fatass nigger bitches in d-town! Word to your acrylic nail wearin, fuzzy navel drinkin, 300 pound FAT BLACK MOM! BIYITCH! HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
 
     

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03:15pm 31/12/2003
  I am addicted to Dove Dark Chocolate Promises.  
     

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01:55am 31/12/2003
 
mood: drained
Tonight I made more money at ESM than I did on Saturday and Sunday combined. Keep in mind that I worked a double on Sunday, and today is Tuesday, which is notorious for being slow. I guess it really is pretty random. Oh well, I'm attracted to the excitement of not knowing how much money I'll bring home on any given day.
 
     

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05:08pm 29/12/2003
  Ann Coulter is hardcore ugly and anorexic. What right does she have making such thoughtless and emotional statements when she can't even dress herself properly?

Also, if you look closely, you'll see that she has a stronger jaw than I do. Does that mean I'm more woman than her?
 
     

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11:58pm 27/12/2003
 
mood: drained
First time serving tonight. I had a section of two tables and came home with $25. Wow. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I'm working a double.

I'm jealous of the Sim that I modeled after myself because he's sexier than I am. Pixelated bastard!
 
     

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10:39pm 25/12/2003
  After living in Michigan for eight years, I finally learned how to play euchre tonight. At one point, Sarah and her brother Bobby knocked over some christmas decorations (from the little village that was set up on the counter behind them) and when Bobby went to pick up a figurine of two caroling black people, he goes, 'It's okay, it was only the chocolates.' Much laughter ensued, especially from Sarah. She looked like her bladder was about to explode.

Well anyways, I return to work tomorrow. Sucks, but hey, I have major financial responsibilities now!
 
     

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02:13pm 24/12/2003
 
mood: nauseated
No offense to anyone on my friends list (especially Cassie) but
FUCKING GET OVER IT!!!!

As a side note, I don't think Slash lovers and Yaoi dorks realize how irritating and potentially offensive their mindless little obsessions can be.
 
     

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09:45pm 23/12/2003
  What the fuck?!  
     

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Looooving meee... is easy 'cause I'm beautifuuullll...   
06:31pm 23/12/2003
 
mood: content

I am the Dandy

Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; they fashion their own physical image, which is always startling. Use the power of the Dandy to create an ambiguous, alluring presence that stirs repressed desires.

Symbol: The Orchid. Its shape and colour oddly suggest both sexes, its odour is sweet and decadent - it is a tropical flower of evil. Delicate and highly cultivated, it is prized for its rarity; it is unlike any other flower.


What Type of Seducer are You?
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OHH HO HO HO HO HO HO! 'tropical flower of evil'... That's about right!
 
     

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Ohhohohoho!   
12:41pm 23/12/2003
 
salome
Salome


Which bad girl of the Bible are you?
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Guys, I've been drinking!   
01:28am 23/12/2003
 
mood: drunk
I want to thank everybody who wished me a happy birthday, and especially everyone who shared in the celebrations. I had a great time, I had a great day! Oh my God, I bought a car! I can't thank Cyn enough, she totally saved my ass on this one.

Oh, funnily enough, we received a package today from my Grandmother, she sent me a check for a whopping $10! I laughed so hard when I opened it! Either she's gone senile, or she's trying to tell me something.

Anyways, I drank some drinks at T.G.I. Friday's, and I'm slightly toasted. I need to end this entry before I embarrass myself. Yay for being 21! I'm a old fucking hag! OH MY GOD I SAW JESSICA! I just remembered! HAYLEY!!!! She totally just RANDOMLY showed up at Friday's!!! I meant to call her and invite her to the party, but I forgot, and she just happened to show up! Talk about coincidence!

Note to self: Update in detail when sober.
 
     

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04:18pm 22/12/2003
  IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!!!!



 
     

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03:52pm 22/12/2003
 
mood: ecstatic
Just to let you know, my new car is not a Ford Focus. It's a Ford Ficas.






Cyn and her photoshop, I tell ya!
 
     

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03:27pm 22/12/2003
 
mood: happy
I GOT THE CAR I GOT THE CAR I GOT THE CAR!!!!!!!!! 0% FINANCING!!!! THANK YOU CYN, THANK YOU!!!!

::EXPLODES::
 
     

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11:49am 21/12/2003
  My birthday is coming up really soon! Someone buy me this!!  
     

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10:35pm 19/12/2003
 
mood: fat
I am totally stuffing my fat face right now and I am loving it!!! My mom brought home cookies and brownies from the Christmas party at her place of employment. On top of that, I have sushi rice in the rice cooker! Oh, heaven!!

This totally makes me want to organize a Christmas party at Job #1... That would be so cool! I don't like holidays, but I love celebrations! We should have a secret santa, and a potluck dinner! Oh my God, I'm turning into an overweight middle aged woman with college aged kids and a christmas sweater!
 
     

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08:19pm 19/12/2003
  Long story short:

The repairs on my car are way too high for what my car is actually worth. (As I figured it would be a month ago. I just wasted a month of my life!)

So, after going through the hassle with the transmission place, I now have to go to a dealership tomorrow morning and deal with a car salesperson. Heaven forbid any of this be easy for me. What a fucking shitty winter I'm having, eh? I feel like destroying things.
 
     

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12:03am 19/12/2003
  Vote in favor of Homosexual Marriage!

http://www.afa.net/petitions/marriagepoll.asp
 
     

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04:14pm 18/12/2003
 
mood: nervous
I'm taking some tests today at ESM... God, I feel like I am never going to learn this menu! AOEIJ;LAIJSDFL;JASLOIO[Q3UI29023980111``1```
 
     

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10:56pm 16/12/2003
 
mood: amused
Pig In a Poke 83: hey

Auto response from Peaches Malloy: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

Pig In a Poke 83: heh heh ooookay, i wont
Pig In a Poke 83: CUZ YOU IZ OFF DEH CHAYN GURL
Pig In a Poke 83: SHOOT I TAKE YO WHEN YA DEAD ASS DRUNK ON THE BACK OF A TRUNK
Pig In a Poke 83: GOT ANY SLOPPY SECONDS COOTER SCUM FOR ME? I AINT'S EATIN IN DAYS!
Pig In a Poke 83:

Pig In a Poke 83: DID I AXE YOU A QUESTION?
Pig In a Poke 83: I BE DONE ALREADY DID THAT
Pig In a Poke 83: YOU JUST BEIN SHADY ON A BOO, DHATS ALL
Pig In a Poke 83: I don have taym for dis game yous playin honkey
Pig In a Poke 83: mo'fuckin crackalackin BITCH
Pig In a Poke 83: i'm off deh chayn girlfriend... *RUFF, RUFF*
Pig In a Poke 83: Rover flip over, Rover flip over.
Pig In a Poke 83: THE EGGS ARE LAUGHING AT ME, THE EGGS ARE LAUGHING AT ME.
Pig In a Poke 83: I said close the cover before striking.
Pig In a Poke 83: Awe, give him a kissy, just a little-itty-bitty-kissy.
Pig In a Poke 83: MAH, DEM CRITTERS ARE BACK, GIT ME MAR GUN
Pig In a Poke 83: 5! 6! 7! 8! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Pig In a Poke 83: Now they know that we know that they know that we know!
Pig In a Poke 83: *connecting to the server* >>>/?squelch</.$# *disconnected from the server and thrown into the nearest bush*
 
     

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